Russian or Roman

A characteristic belonging usually to a person in a new romantic courtship. Often inquired by the parent(s) of said personages of the new relationship if he/she is Russian or Roman, seemingly an inquiry to ethnic heritage, when in reality it is a question of whether or not the party inquired of is "rushing or roaming," as in interested in sexual behavior, i.e., "rushin'" (acting swiftly and passionately) and "roamin'" (roaming passionately on said party's person with the hands.)

Daughter: "Dad, I've got a new boyfriend!"
Father: "I hope he's not Russian or Roman!"

by Dirt Sandwich January 5, 2011

Russian Fruit Basket

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.

Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)

by Grammy G September 27, 2010

Russian Chaser

Following an alcoholic beverage (commonly vodka) with another shot of the equal or more fucked up value.

Igor knows how to handle a russian chaser.

by df&si January 16, 2011

Russian Helicopter

Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only bee four recorder occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.

Random names:
Laurence: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Adam: "Why"
Laurence: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Adam: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Laurence: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Adam: "Well that is to be expected"
Laurence: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Adam "Cheers, man!

by JefferyTheBadger February 26, 2011

Russian smile

A frown.

"Everybody in old photographs has Russian smiles."

by Jrayk to the power of Roze January 12, 2009

russia

A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.

Russian women are FINE.

by Citezen:Erased April 11, 2005

Russel Crowe

v. to strike someone with a telephone or other communication device.

wendy got russel crowe'd cause she was being a bitch.

by acetanilide January 20, 2006