Bushy rooster

- a rooster in a bush
- a man’s manhood

Phillip has a bushy rooster.

by RoosterLooter December 19, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster

My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken

by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022

Red Rooster

Fried chicken that a man with a black beard and glasses should eat

Hi my freind deadmanchubz on twitch loves to eat red rooster chicken while gaming and streaming

by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023