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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex

Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.
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The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

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The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

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Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!
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Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

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So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.
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