Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.
Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022
Get the Roger Hüppimug. Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!
by hello demi July 7, 2022
Get the Jake rogersmug. A collection of people who were able to run a mile (1600 meters) in under 4 minutes. Named after the first man in history to accomplish this task.
When James finished the race and saw his mile time was 3:59, he knew he had joined The Roger Bannister Club
by Phat Phacts November 14, 2019
Get the The Roger Bannister Clubmug. A sex position involving one person dressed as a pirate and one person dressed as Mr Rogers. Welcome to the land of make believe.
by Wiley post October 21, 2014
Get the Black Rogersmug. Did you see that video of Billy Crystal getting kicked in the Todgy Rogers?
I hear the pain is comparable to giving birth.
I hear the pain is comparable to giving birth.
by lagr32 September 18, 2022
Get the Todgy Rogersmug. The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018
Get the Thomas Rogersmug. Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.
by Klefman February 9, 2018
Get the Beej Rogersmug.