Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006

rasterbator

A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

Damnit, he's been on Newgrounds all day. He is such a rasterbator .

by j2p September 24, 2005

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

Raster

A person in the hipster subculture who's personal appearance and lifestyle is influenced by Rastafarianism.

I went to Cindy's art party in New York City, and I saw 10 guys with dreadlocks, skinny jeans, and Marley shirts. What a bunch of Rasters!

by RoseWow211 December 30, 2008

rooster combs

the flabby and loose pieces of skin that hang from the vagina.

look at the scabs on her rooster combs!

by button January 13, 2005

Robsterizum

To be a copycat or 'wannabe' to try to be cool even though you are pathetic.

He pulled a real robsterism when he did all those lame things and attacked his own friends trying to pretend he's cool.

by Guess it August 8, 2003