catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.

Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."

by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006

release the Krakken

An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.

Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!

by kn0wbody April 5, 2010

Song Repeater

A person who uses a song repeatedly to the point that the song becomes useless, unbearable and understandably dead.

Alli is such a song repeater. Her iTunes most played list is pretty much embarrassing.

by whoooknows March 11, 2012

Rejean

A french boy who really wants to, one day, become a man but will just never make it because he lacks motivation, dedication, intelligence, integrity, and willpower.

1st Dude: "Hey will Rejean be coming to work tonight?"

2nd Dude: "No he called in with another one of his shitty excuse's"

1st Dude: "Sounds like Rejean"

2nd Dude:"Sure does"

by yourgfsbf July 2, 2010

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by TRC Inc. August 2, 2011

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

rehearsal dinner trick

Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.

"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"

"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."

by Valmont July 16, 2008