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Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users
that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art
by Karting Pro December 18, 2023
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Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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redstar os

redstar os is an ancient Korean word meaning I can't legally install ubuntu
Herro, you should install redstar os on your computer, it is far superior to the imperialist western operating systems!

No thanks, I don't want kim jong un to watch me masturbate through my webcam.
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
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redstonophobia

Since he built that scientific calculator using redstone, he has developed a mild fear of redstonophobia.
by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024
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