sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

pumped down

When somebody excercises to build muscle, but instead loses weight in the proccess.

"OmG, I thaught little timmy started working out."
"He did, but he ended up getting pumped down."

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

pump monkey

A guy who lifts heavy weights, a lot, usually in the gym.

"I'm gonna lift with the pump monkeys. Be back later."

by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

lil pump

he is dead

person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died

person 2: ESKETIT!!!

by wdbewidwedwdi August 29, 2019