pump sandwich

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.

Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich

by podge123456789 January 11, 2011

Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 4, 2019

lil pump

he is dead

person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died

person 2: ESKETIT!!!

by wdbewidwedwdi August 29, 2019

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

Pumped-er

More excited or pumped than normal.

Example #1
Philip: Wow, you're excited.
Joshua: Yeah, I'm even pumped'er than usual!

Example #2
That me feel even pumped-er!

by probably_born_in_a_barn January 19, 2019

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015