Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 09, 2010

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 18, 2006

pre-bell

Taking a poop before eating Taco Bell to try to prevent the diarrhea that usually ensues a Taco Bell meal. This bold strategy hopes to clear out the stomach and intestines of the customer to make way for the delicious yet dangerous food.

Friend #1: You going to order first?
Friend #2: No dude, I need to pre-bell.
Friend #1: Good idea, I pre-belled earlier.

by papadoc June 30, 2012

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 29, 2011

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 17, 2017

Pre-frontal

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown

My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs

by Sputmilk October 11, 2019