pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 18, 2006

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 09, 2010

Pre-C

Describes the time period before the Covid-19 pandemic.

“Man, I miss the old days.”

“Yeah Pre-C was dope. Didn’t know what we had.”

by ezOak September 22, 2020

Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican December 25, 2007

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 August 09, 2013

pre-lead

a lead that has not showed any interest but has been qualified to some degree by a third party, similar to generating a filtered list but to a higher and more dynamic quality

pre-lead: a homeowner who has been qualified for a solar power system by a third party but has not yet shown a direct interest in purchasing solar although they have the potential to do so (determined by the third party)

by marketing in the 21st century April 03, 2010

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 17, 2017