Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Pre-frontal

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown

My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs

by Sputmilk October 11, 2019

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 16, 2017

Pre-C

Describes the time period before the Covid-19 pandemic.

“Man, I miss the old days.”

“Yeah Pre-C was dope. Didn’t know what we had.”

by ezOak September 21, 2020

Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012

pre-bell

Taking a poop before eating Taco Bell to try to prevent the diarrhea that usually ensues a Taco Bell meal. This bold strategy hopes to clear out the stomach and intestines of the customer to make way for the delicious yet dangerous food.

Friend #1: You going to order first?
Friend #2: No dude, I need to pre-bell.
Friend #1: Good idea, I pre-belled earlier.

by papadoc July 2, 2012