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Poker

Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
by SunBug October 3, 2009
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poser

Misspelling of poseur. And error usually made by an idiot that can't spell.
OMFGZ!!!! Ur lyk sucHHh a poser!!!!111
by Lily555 November 12, 2007
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Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.
Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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Poner

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
by bakenshake May 1, 2010
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poser

Someone who doesn't appreciate all of the good music from all different genres for it's musicalness and musicality , but instead only likes one genre only and latches onto that one genre in it's entirety , it's look , it's clothing , it's fashion , it's lifestyle , all in a feeble attempt to be seen as cool and to act like a snob and pretend they are better than someone else who's not into their narrow , shallow , narcissistic , superficial , artificial coolness.
punk idiot: I'm like so punk , I act punk , I dress punk , I look so fucking punk , and all I listen to is punk.
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metal idiot: I'm like so fucking metal , I act metal , I dress dress metal , I look so metal and badass , and all I listen to is metal.
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normal person: You guys are posers.Good music and bad music exists in all genres of music and you need to listen to more than just one genre of music. Besides if all you listen to is just one genre then you must be suffering from the delusion that everything in that one genre constitutes GOOD MUSIC which is impossible since every genre has it's share of good music and bad music regardless of how simple or complex the music is.You guys just don't want to have to think too hard (aw is thinking too hard?) and so you take the easy way out and latch onto one thing hard.Then you adopt the look and the fashion and the hairdo and the lifestyle and "pose" as that image and think that makes you all cool and badass.It doesn't.You're lame.Posers!
by Poser killer December 28, 2005
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povertous

That country is povertous! Maybe cheap pairs of jeans were made there by children!
by heycraka24 November 21, 2009
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pokerfacing

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"
"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"
by nessa_x July 25, 2009
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