poot slap

To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.

See that foo! He got poot slapped! "POOT! McPeek!"

by McPeek December 9, 2003

poosty

Gentleman of homosexual orientation.

Hi Jason, like my pink slacks?
Dammit Frank, you look like a poosty.

by Jay Fernandes May 2, 2006

poot

(n.) Used to describe a manly induvidual. Person who is of extreme manliness.

"Those guys triceps are ripped. What a poot!"

by ManlyScot123 August 11, 2009

poot

noun;1.A very hary grey vagina aproxamatly 5'tall and 1.5' wide.2.A talking vagina.

1.You are a very stinky poot!2.Shut up you poot!

by otherkid October 2, 2005

pooter

The cutest, fuzziest, most loveable small animal- especially refering to cats.

Our pooter was so cute when she meowed and climbed on the bed to snuggle.

by Er-10 Cricket August 17, 2006

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

pootasher

derived from the shadow created from a moustache made out of pre-pubescent fluff on the face of the Autistic artist "Hugo Jones"

Yo dude, check that dutty Pootasher up on that cretin there

by wag1kittykat June 5, 2011