Political

Something that is idiotically self-democratized, corrupted and destroyed from the inside to the benefit of some and determent of others.

You: "Oh, when did this world become so political"
You: "oh"

by Jacob Vilianas August 8, 2025

Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.

News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"

by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025

Political Bias

Favoring a side of the political spectrum unfairly. Basically, all definitions on UD about politics, institutions, parties, etc.

Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means

Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah

Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!

2nd Example

Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..

Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!

Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?

by very not pro person August 30, 2025

Political Tragedy

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience

Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself

by mart60 October 10, 2025

political euphoria

When your politics feel recognized and valid for once, especially when you're targeted by both the establishment and the culture wars...unless you're an extremist.

I'm a Georgist; the Libertarians and Greens agreeing on land value tax gave me political euphoria!

by Weber Areiv November 20, 2025

Political Hit

The definition of political hit is when an individual, group, or other, do a take down of an organized business operation. This political hit normally involves the court, judge, law enforcement. The political hit could have originated/started at higher level, like the fed, or the state level, or lower, like the mayor, city council, judge, Sheriff. I predict the hit could sometimes start with individual citizens calling in, or reporting the business owner, or the business in question itself that gets the political hit. Sometimes, the political hit happens; so that individuals can keep their merit, their status, the hardcoreness, their customers if they are a small business owner, their control or grip on their circle or peers that know them. It usually happens if a business owner, or CEO, the business itself is doing well, or is newer, and/or is hardcore. The political hit can be made worse, if people in power, feel the business, or people running it, people that own the business, are a threat to the individuals doing the political hit. Usually the person getting taken down, has laws that should protect them. However, law enforcement, and the party as a whole, everyone involved in a political take-down, usually have status positions, that allow them to prosecute full speed ahead, without having to listen to the business owner being taking down.

A political hit is where a business owner, business itself, encounters damages, to their wealth, to their reputation, to their life from stress, and so on; the political hit party, uses has no regard or respect for the party they are doing a hit on, and will not obey any law they have to break, to take down the party they are doing a political hit on, even if laws protect the party being taken down, they destroy their business merit, the business owners merit, the business wealth, the flow of the business, the mental state of the business owner, and more. These small business owners, parties being attacked by the political hits, are often self-made, and self-financed business people as well.

by NARPuppies.com January 10, 2026

hein political party

Female political part focused on Shoes, jewlrey and other expensive items

The hein political party will destroy the male menice.

by 892262 January 5, 2008