See cops and pigs. These mothafuckas are corrupt arseholes that should go fuck themselves. Fuck the mothafucking police and fuck the law!
by Marbarian December 29, 2004
Get the police mug.an untidy group of fascists who exist to oppress the people while blinding them with propaganda that depicts them as he elite of society
the police are fascists
by commie anarcho punk April 11, 2006
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Get the police mug.A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.
I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
by Ham Sale September 1, 2009
Get the Boner Police mug.The people that you disrespect for doing their job, yet when you are getting robbed, you call them anyway. The most underpaid, disrespected people in the world. People that get killed to save your life, yet when they are arresting you for going 50 mph down a 20 mph road, you spit on them and say you weren't speeding; even though by pulling you over they just saved about 5 lives.
Some people say the police have never helped them, but that's because they are so dirty that instead of calling the cops when people are shooting at each other you just jump in.
Many people think that all cops are racist, and only arrest blacks. Sorry, but they arrest who is commiting crimes, and if blacks are commiting crimes, they don't care that they are black and arrest them.
Because of them, you live day by day. Who else would be protecting you from people running down the streets with M16s?
Some people say the police have never helped them, but that's because they are so dirty that instead of calling the cops when people are shooting at each other you just jump in.
Many people think that all cops are racist, and only arrest blacks. Sorry, but they arrest who is commiting crimes, and if blacks are commiting crimes, they don't care that they are black and arrest them.
Because of them, you live day by day. Who else would be protecting you from people running down the streets with M16s?
Rich girl: Like oh my god I got pulled over for going 40 over the speed limit. I hate police they have nothing to do!
5 minutes later she is getting mugged and calls the police. They come nd arrest the guy mugging her.
Rich girl: Oh my god I love the police!
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Jamal: Yo I hate dese cops they don't help anyone, they just interrupt my gang fights.
*Starts shooting at random people*
Police come and shoot him.
Jamal: THEY ARE SO RACIST THEY SHOT ME CUZ I'M BLACK!
5 minutes later she is getting mugged and calls the police. They come nd arrest the guy mugging her.
Rich girl: Oh my god I love the police!
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Jamal: Yo I hate dese cops they don't help anyone, they just interrupt my gang fights.
*Starts shooting at random people*
Police come and shoot him.
Jamal: THEY ARE SO RACIST THEY SHOT ME CUZ I'M BLACK!
by Sheriff Kahn June 20, 2008
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To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
by duckluva1 June 24, 2017
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