plank

To hide something

Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!

by Ktwatt March 17, 2009

Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

by Darvo June 8, 2011

Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier May 15, 2014

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

Plink

The sound of the digital clock in the TV series 24.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 02:00 P.M. AND 3:00 P.M. Plink. Plink. Plink. Plink.

by Xavier XXIII November 21, 2011

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005