High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Ping Pong Ching Chong

An Asian person playing first.

Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.

by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024

ping

something that bothers me on discord always and it never

me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh

by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021

Ping

A person that is good looking

"Oh that girl is ping"

by pingpangpong November 11, 2015

Ping Mei

Some minecraft farmer, gives food to the poor.

Damn that farmer looks like a ping mei

by SmileNL November 24, 2021

Discord Ping-Pong

When you're having a conversation with someone in a crowded Discord channel, so you have to send pings to each other for every message

"I was having a round of Discord Ping-Pong with my friend today. It was really fun."

by TheMartinezRocket January 27, 2021