Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011

Stimulus Package

A very sad excuse at hiding tax cuts behind a scheme that's supposed to help the economy but ultimately doesn't.

Prop 24 will make the rich business pay their damn taxes, and will give us poor a break. It's basically the opposite of the stimulus package.

by KT_JDDD October 11, 2010

Picasso

The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.

Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.

by antonyizzo October 21, 2011

pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 October 1, 2005

Hewlett Packard

Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.

Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~

by HP hater December 20, 2004

New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008