Pick-me Boy

Dumbasses who will gaslight & manipulate you with things such as "I'm too nice :(" or "I'm so ugly :" so they can get what they want from any girl/woman that he finds attractive. If you dont give this creature what it wants it will literally have a mental breakdown on the phone calling you every name until it apologises and tries again and the cycle repeats.

Example:

Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!

Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.

by wonderrxo April 9, 2022

pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

Pick Me Girl

Essentially, it is a girl with internalized misogyny that is willing to turn against her own gender for the attention and approval of men. They ignore blatantly sexist behavior, even sometimes participating as to not seem unfunny or uncool. They also try their best to separate themselves from "other girls" because they see other girls as bad or basic compared to themselves, who are inherently special and therefore deserve male attention.

Guy: *makes sexist comment*
Girls: wow that's rude wtf
Pick me girl: lol, it's just a joke. Girls can't take jokes lololol!!! This is why I only hang out with guys, girls are too dramatic. *immediately checks to see if the male agrees with her*

by Starquti February 10, 2021

Just picked up

saying that you have just bought some weed

Yo bro i just picked up

aight sick we need to kick it this week

by Tblumps January 2, 2011

Quick pick and flick

What one does when looking in the rear view mirror while driving and notices something hanging from their nose.

I checked the mirror to change lanes and there was the grossest thing hanging out from my nose so I did a quick pick and flick to get rid of it.

by Bullshitzer August 5, 2010

cotton picking mind

crazy or reckless

He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.

by CottonPickin May 26, 2018

pick me guy

a guy that mocks other guys for assumingly being virgin in public in order to impress girls and gain their attention

person A: a hot woman walks by on campus wow, you look nice, girl! do you perhaps want to come to my place today and have some cozy time?
person B (rival): ahahaha, virgin on my radar! bro, are you dumb?! you're way too forward, and btw she's way out of your league. how can you possibly be so naive and say something so stupid?
person C (bystander): dude, being virgin is normal. actually, you're being the pick me guy here and embarassing yourself. it ain't cool, bro. we all have our insecurities. you can impress without knocking other people down.

by Assigore1312 October 11, 2021