PARENT 

a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.

sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARENT by todd lissner July 15, 2006

Iphone Parent 

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

Iphone Parent by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Parentnoid 

Adjective. Describing someone (usually high school aged) who is always worring about what his/her parents think usually about activities of a high school relationship. (kissing, holding hands, general contact)

John: The other day i was at janes house
Josh: really how was it
John:we were in her room and she seriously stressin about how "Her parents are definetly gonna come in"
Josh: Sounds like she is parentnoid
John: Hell ya dude

Parentnoid by Sean McMahan January 5, 2008

Parental Rebate 

The money you get from your parents for buying something on your own.

Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?

Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.

Adam: SICK!

Parental Rebate by itzz pink August 15, 2009

Parent Argument 

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

Parent Argument by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

Parental Alibi 

(noun)

Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.

Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.

Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."

Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.

Parental Alibi by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010

parentnoid 

A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.

That girl's mother is parentnoid! She won't let her go to the bus stop on her own!

parentnoid by 22warriorcat22 February 23, 2013