paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.

Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties

by pseudonym54563563 March 30, 2015

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Paper hickey

To write on someones neck, leg, or arm, in permanent maker or pen something that gives you ownership or some kind of partake with them. an example would be to write
FUCK BUDDIEZ 4 LYFE!!
on someones stomach

Boy: yo you know your sister just gave me a paper hickey?
Guy: NO WAY DUDE IM GONNA BLOW UP ON HER!!
Boy: dude relax all she wrote was "Brittneys little manslut"
Guy: woow so have you ever smashed my sister?
Boy:HELL YEAH
Guy:DUDE

by Heyhey24 October 26, 2010

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Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017

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Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.

Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.

by Poetoaster January 19, 2013

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paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.

"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!

by smoocharoon October 10, 2017

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clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.

I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?

by IrisGreene April 17, 2017

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