Hausa punch

A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.

Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out

by Cigo the god September 6, 2018

punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.

Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!

by Addie >=D October 18, 2007

Cock Punch

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.

"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch

by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006