Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017

20 Pump

To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun

Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday

by My Parents Died April 3, 2022

Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 8, 2017

pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 2, 2019

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021