Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

PAUSE NIGGA

When a some stupid nigga says some fucked up shit that just ain't right/sus.

"Nigga 1: I wanna suck a nigga dick!
Nigga 2: AYO PAUSE NIGGA"

by SuckANiggaDick02496 April 30, 2023

Poised

Poised is used as a synonym for peak or fake

Nah bro thats so poised
That tik tok is is so poised

by Jo284827473 July 31, 2023

Smile Pause

When having a phone conversation, the person on the other line stops talking and you can clearly tell that they are smiling. Usually preceded by a compliment or joke.

I was talking to this girl last night and I told her how amazing and cute she was; I was stoked to hear she gave me a smile pause.

by YourDork March 23, 2009

non-poser-ness

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

by panwaffles January 9, 2010

Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

c-pose

when a bitchy girl puts her finger in her mouth and smiles. trying to act sexy or hot.

omg, caroline is doing the c-pose in her picture again!

by c-pose hater July 26, 2011