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Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.
Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.
by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008
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pedro

pedro is so gay!!
by pedroisbiggay July 30, 2018
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achilles-patroclus

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.
Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.
by CCloud November 14, 2013
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Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.
"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
by Vert Jones February 1, 2010
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San Pedro High School

A school apart of the Los Angeles Unified School District that is totally overcrowed in the small town of San Pedro.

There are many stairs which the people who don't exercise complain all the time about because they're too lazy to even walk anymore. The school has a retared layout and the rooms are all mixed around and scattered to confuse any Freshman and even some Senors. At least senor year is an easy and laid back year =)
Alright! A shortened Teacher Development Tuesday! Get me outta San Pedro High School!
by mikekk67 January 26, 2004
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Pussy Patrol

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards
by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017
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Pedro

Latino name/word for someone who likes getting his arse licked, fingered or played with. Basically someone who's gay but doesn't want to admit it.
That guy loves fingering his bumhole, I think he's a Pedro.
by Big D0$$€R May 21, 2021
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