Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016

indigo peacock

It's a backyard chicken.

Look at that Indigo Peacock!

by Dankmemesandsoakeddreams April 20, 2018

negro peacock

A black penis, usually had by overweight black females.

All these people on these stairs can suck my negro peacock.

by AmethystRemnant December 14, 2017

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019