Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019

Patty Plopper

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

patty swaddle

to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)

“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton

by bootythicc August 27, 2019

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018