pattina

A Pattina refers to a hairy vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues. A useless twat.

"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."

by Kitty Bang June 2, 2020

PMS Patty

Someone female or male, who feels the need to whine, bitch and moan about everything. They are in a shitty mood constantly and suffer from intense mood swings

Dude Frank would not shut the hell up last night all he did was whine.
I know he was being a real PMS Patty

by Kaizilla January 18, 2011

silver pattern

Short for the Southern Silver Zodiac.
Pretty much a zodiac for southern people.

My silver pattern will get me laid.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 21, 2013

flipping patties

Fondling ones balls whilst you toss their salad, making for a wholesome meal.

"How did date night go?"
"It went really well, Jill even felt like flipping patties"

by Arun311 August 13, 2015

jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019

Sawyer pattee

Sawyer pattee is what you use when you want to get horny and need a big dick in you

Sawyer pattee I need you

by Adamlovessawyer April 28, 2022