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paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination

Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?

Person 1: How does that make sense?

Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
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The marmor paradox

Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
Wow look at this awsome man he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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Paradox

Two parallel lines intersecting. It's when you know you're right but also wrong.
Damn, the lives of Rao and Anuja is quite a paradox.
by Xyzzyx6969 April 20, 2018
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The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
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