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Paper clip

A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.
by Richard Halliburton November 1, 2007
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Papa Pilgrim

Perhaps the most famous Alaskan next to Sarah Palin. Lived on an isolated ranch in the Wrangell-St. Elias Nat'l Park (nicknamed "Hillbilly Heaven"), where he rose to fame through the widely publicized rape of his own daughters.

In addition, he is known to have been sexually involved with University of Alaska President Mark Hamilton and with his lesser-known protege and sidekick Papa Petersen of Wasilla, Alaska.
Papa Pilgrim died in prison in 2008 from complications due to syphilis and hepatitis C, likely contracted during his long-term sexual liaison with UA President Mark Hamilton.
by TheSovietCollossus March 29, 2010
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Paperclip

The act of two men having buttsex at the same time.
Dude, I totally walked in on Matt and Brian paperclipping.
by Startron456 December 3, 2009
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Papist

Anti-catholic slur
Fucking papists.
by Dicks. September 30, 2008
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Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010
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Underswap Papyrus

A weed addicted skeleton with cheesy jokes and a short blueberry brother.
Person 1 : DUDE IT'S UNDERSWAP PAPYRUS---
Person 2 : Who?
Under Swap Papyrus : *Slap*
by WeedDaddy April 4, 2017
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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