sour onions

A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.

Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 18, 2005

onion bagel

a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.

girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?

boy why yes they do.

girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.

boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.

by alexisonfire. December 23, 2009

Onion Arse

A arse that could make a grown man cry.

That girl has a onion arse.

by Trebek007 March 25, 2009

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 7, 2010

Flaming onion

A flaming onion.. duh.

GET THE FLAMING ONION!

by THE FLAMING ONION MAN December 30, 2011

onions

An blow to someone else's ego, whether by verbal insult or physical embarrassment.
Derived from CBS college basketball announcer Bill Raftery's use of the term after one team hits a big shot to crush the other team.

"I was down 4 cups in Beer pong but came back. It was ONIONS all over the other team."

by 3Pointer December 25, 2005

Pink Onion

When a females clit and labia are so big and flappy(AND can be also be pungent) you have to peel em back to eat her out.
When pungent, can be overwhelming.

Dog: Dude, Nadia's Pink Onion requires THREE hands and a tongue to finish !!
Dude: Wear a gas mask

by FishDog September 19, 2006