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Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.
"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"

"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."

"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013
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Justin Oliver

A small creature native to Philadelphia that has been relocated to the Midwest. He is best known for his lack of fingers, which been his claim to fame. This disability has lead a significant number of downfalls in his life. (Other amputation include speculation that he is indeed, a eunuch. Recent evidence seams to indicate it's accuracy)

He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.

His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.

He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.

His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.

He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
Girl 1: I saw Justin Oliver today.
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.

Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
by truthaboutjustin January 14, 2014
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Olivia

Olivia's are amazing girls. They are gorgeous but do not think so themselves. Olivia's are some of the best friends that you could ever have because no matter what you can confide in them. They are usually in for the long haul and are always there to guide you in the right direction when needed. Olivia's sometimes lack self confidence but have no reason not to because they are amazing, strong, and beautiful women.
"Dude I wish I had Olivia as my best friend."
by Mafelddiman December 21, 2017
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Olivia O’Brien

A bad bitch with purple hair that writes songs.
Dude, have u streamed Was it even real by Olivia O’Brien yet?
by Wannabetheaterkid October 13, 2019
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Olivia

She dosent like it if you tell her there is 190 calories in a cheeto serving
Person 1: Did you know that there is 190 calories in a serving of hot cheetos
Olivia: fuck off bitch
by subtowizardgamer666 January 25, 2019
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Olivia

A delicate, yet beautiful flower. She grabs the heart of the crowd. A delightful part of any unsuspecting person's day. Likes preppy clothes, preferably pink, green, light blue, possibly orange, depending on the brightness. If you see an Olivia, look the other way, because you will immediately fall for her charm, looks, and unforgiving demeanor.
That Olivia, she's a cool one!
by alexbrown4141 May 12, 2010
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olivia

the fricken coolest girl you'll ever meet. hotttt body. awesome personality. great dancer. easy to fall in love with.
i <3 you olivia
by youdontneedtoknoww May 10, 2010
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