nine

the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. she’s a bit craazy, but aren’t we all. and really pretty obviously. she comes with roos. just as amazing and pretty.

look at nine! she’s parking a tesla!

by thiscraaaaaazy November 21, 2021

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011

Nine Figures

Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999

Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.

by TooManyFiguress September 4, 2020

Priority Nine

Another word for "top priority." Overrides all other tasks. Must be done immediately.

asdasdasd: Why is this not done? Get this done now! Priority nine!
ghjghjghj: Sorry boss, I'll get on it now!

by mr_onomatopoeia March 12, 2023

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011