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mullettopcocktail

Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.
Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!
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over the mullet

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
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Mullet b

Mullet b is the supposed 'God' of the religion b, a satanic cult deriving from a maths text book 4 years ago. Mullet b is rumoured to be in possession of the WORLD'S WORST MULLET, but it has never been photographed. An artist's impression of said mullet once sadly killed 7 japanese tourists off the coast of Bognor Regis.
Guy: OH MY GOD THAT MULLET IS TERRIBLE!!! *dies*
Mullet b: Now that's mullet power.
by Comrade Pi October 29, 2006
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reverse mullet laid back

The reverse mullet laid back is business in the back and party in the front with the party being slicked or greased backwards in a laying fashion. An excellent reverse mullet laid back would have the front party portion of the mullet extending well beyond the rear business portion and covering it completely reaching past the shoulder line. Unlike the standard reverse mullet, this is not worn by emos or scenesters but by distinguished rednecks and amateur musicians.
Dude, your hair looks just like that song by Stinky Shevinky, the reverse mullet laid back!
by Jager447 November 30, 2011
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mullet fuck

gay punk who wanks far too much over his mullet
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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mulletron

a very uncommon word that is used to describe a white person that has very tight, curly hair; has no relation to the mullet hairstyle
WOAH! Look at that Dan kid and his mulletron.
by kriegsmachine April 14, 2005
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muff mullet

A muff mullet is a person who acts like a muff.
by Jack-Me-Hofff April 21, 2008
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