Moses

He died on the cross for our sins.

Moses helps us get in to Heaven

by UDBalla September 8, 2010

moss

Ultra heavy and dirty wordfuneral doomword band from the UK.

Hey, these Moss guys are so fucking heavy! Where's the noose?

by yaddith October 21, 2003

Modus Lotus

I person who's sole means of transportation is by a Lotus car.

Since selling his Ferrari, Scott is so modus lotus now!

by salley199 November 7, 2010

Mesus

Mesus-A good couple name .A girl in our class at Ridge Park Is called Mariela, and her boyfriend is called dimesus. So if u Start with the girls first letter of her name, and cut of the first three letters of the first name of the boy, M+ESUS=MESUS. PERIOD SIS🤔

Hey There is the best couple in the world, MESUS Forever .

What is M+esus. Students answers MESUS Forever

by Ali Al-Anonopel October 15, 2019

moses

To finger fuck a female.

Dogg I totally moses that girl just now

by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006

mosser

shit nasty scat babe that likes it hard n' dirty. shes one sick fuck up!

www.veronicamosser.com

by ???????????? September 12, 2003

moses

An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.

A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.

Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.

This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!

1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!

2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!

by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008