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Ateneo de Manila University

One of the "top" schools (though horrible school standard in terms of world rank) in the Katipunan area. Ateneo is for flirty girls from ICA and average IQ Xavier boys and some mix of others from not so famous high schools.

Ateneo's standard has long been ruined since the feeling-social girls would speak improper English out loud where ever they go, esp when they shop in 168 shopping mall.

Ateneans refer to anyone who pretend they can't understand tagalog and would speak in tagalog-accent English. Furthermore, Ateneo is the breeding ground of desperate kids from middle class who tried so hard to stand out when in fact, they are all just clones of each other, both in terms of personality and behavior.
O my gosh, the pood last night was so good. We should go again tomolo. And O, I am from Ateneo de Manila University located in the armpit of Katipunan.
by jejemonsta May 1, 2010
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Mobile Mingers

People who constantly Shag In Cars
by Megalithic December 9, 2008
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Mobiley Dick

The name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. Named after the whale hunted by Captain Ahab.
Person 1: I'm on fire.
Person 2: Don't worry i'll ring the fire brigade.

Person 1: It's an honour to be rescued from mobiley dick, I am not worthy.
by Darby Chops May 5, 2009
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mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"
Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"
by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009
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manila steamer

When a Filipino fills a condom with uncooked rice and inserts it into the anus. After 6 hours the rice is cooked internally at which point it is removed and eaten.
I'm so hungry! Let me know when your manila steamer is done so we can eat!
by Steve Zesu August 11, 2017
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taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.
by Fiona1 February 3, 2012
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F-Mobile

Means Fuck-Mobile, it means you have a Cell from a really crappy phone company and the phone is crappy.
Person1: Try to call him see where he is,

Person2: I tried, it won't work on my crappy phone

Person3: man! I told you not to get F-mobile!
by SmellMeBebeh August 5, 2010
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