Troll Monster

Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.

Cracked out slut.

Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.

Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?

Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!

by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 28, 2010

Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.

"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"

by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic

“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”

by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 18, 2021

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.

1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.

by Petergozinya June 6, 2009