Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

Anti-Social Media Marketing

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.

Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.

by Sandeep Sridhar February 4, 2008

Mass Media

Media is large ass masses that can completely flood someone cuz it is so large.

I was watching the news and mass media happened. Nuff said

by Anthony Frayn September 25, 2010

media-whore

Similar to a camwhore but one who takes extra excitement when the camera is attached to a member of the media, be it the press, movie sets, sports arenas, etc. Especially likes to be interviewed. May have to struggle to retrieve the microphone. Often can be found waving at the camera behind the scenes, sometimes with a sign. (See Today show or Good Morning America)

He is such a media-whore that he listens to the police radio so he can go to an accident scene to get interviewed by the news reporters.

by Damien June 18, 2006

Liberal media

A derogatory term used by conservatives to describe the media in order to defend their shitty talking points

“CNN is bashing Trump again, what a surprise coming from the liberal media”.

by max0277 October 17, 2019

pitchfork media

The one music review website on the internet where the reviews are at least semi-tolerable. This is due to the fact that they're not being written by thirteen year olds (like on Absolutepunk) or by 40 year olds who only listen to top 40 radio (like Rolling Stone) but by actual WRITERS. Indie kids like to shit all over Pitchfork because they give bad reviews to bad music with no exceptions and only hypes bands that are too obscure to name drop to strangers you met at the Anberlin show.

Indie Kid: I can't believe Pitchfork Media gave the new Death Cab for Cutie album a 6/10 but gave some twat named Vampire Weekend a 9/10!

Sensible person: Have you ever even listened to Vampire Weekend?

Indie Kid: Well, I haven't seen them on Fuse yet.

by trafficjamparades December 22, 2008

Social Mediator

Someone who works within the realm of social media and also mediates through their work.

Javier is a Social Mediator. You see that status update from Green Day urging you to watch their video? Well, Javier works for Green Day and he socially mediated that from them to you.

by Prudence Bell November 9, 2010