mista conspiracy

A wannabe white rapper that acts black, dresses poorly in order to not look to revealing but looks like a bum and uses very poor rap lyrics in order to make a big deal on the illuminati cult.

lyrics He/she (or both) would use: the govenment doesn't anything yo, and they got no flow yo um... I'm a gangsta um... check it, tech it in tech class... I have no head mass...etc

by Alex Estrop April 26, 2005

beautiful mistake

(n.) - a mistake made while driving or bicycling along rural roads and a wrong turn turns out to be a great find, leading to a beautiful new place you had never been to before

"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."

by PRwiz101 April 26, 2010

Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

minty

The wonderful taste of wintergreen gum, as well as other mint based food products. One would use the adjective minty to cleverly answer to questions such as "how was that kiss?" or "How do i smell?". Mintiness is often associated with a clean, smooth, and refreshing taste, such as toothpaste or the candy "mints".

"How was that kiss, handsome?"
-"hmmmm... hehe...minty."
"so....good?"
-"I think I need a second opinion"

by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014

whas da dealio, mista potillio!?

What are you doing, Mr. Portillio

Yo, whas da dealio mista potillio!?

by Yo mom December 11, 2003

Minty Waterfall

When you and your partner want to get a little freaky while playing in the back-door. First with your index finger warm up and massage the butt-hole, then move to two fingers when ready. If you can get to three fingers that would be best, then take a bottle of mouthwash, preferably vanilla mint because its not as strong, and take off the cap and shove the head of the bottle in the butt-hole. Then stand your partner with the bottle in there butthole on their head until all the mouthwash has been emptied into the butthole. Remove the bottle and stand your partner back on there feet. Take a glass or just take right off the tap, and empty the butt-hole, if you use a glass it will look like a waterfall coming out. If taking off the tap, well your just a bad mother f*cker, then enjoy. Afterwards make sure to wash your hands, i like to use a nice chammoile and jasmine soap, the smell goes good with the butt-hole juice that is on your hands.

"hey baby, lets say we get a little freaky tonight, maybe the alaskan pipeline?" "No, we did that last night sweetie, lets just settle for the minty waterfall instead."

by Let's Pizza Stik July 5, 2009

missy elliot

Donkey Kong in a wig. Likes to snatch little girls, dress them like prostitutes and parade them around in her videos to appeal to the pedophile demographic.

I'm trying to rescue my 8 year old daughter from Missy Elliotts music video but everytime I try to climb this ladder Missy throws barrels at me.

by bubbagump117 December 23, 2009