midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

Midget

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.

Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

midgetgamingham

a dwarf that likes to beat his meat all over your face. usually likes to steal your underwear and use it for wank material.

damn u dirty midgetgamingham

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 5, 2017

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018