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paja mental 

Spanish term that means "mental masturbation" or the act of thinking about things that will never reach a conclusion. Is the eternal jerking of the mind.
Elon Musk's assertion that there is one in a billion chance we live in base reality is pure paja mental. At the end, who cares, or how will knowing that change my reality or yours?
paja mental by Ggn319 July 4, 2017

reverse mental hug 

A gesture with the intent to show affection for someone in such a way that their actual body is not touched.
A reverse mental hug is perfect for when you're feeling needy and want to be hugged, yet at the same time cannot stand being touched physically by another human being.

Directions to Reverse Mental Hug
1) Turn toward lucky person who shall be recieving hug.
2) extend arms out (WITHOUT TOUCHING PERSON!)
3) turn palms away from your body. The back of your hand should be slightly below face level.
4) link fingers together
5) move body slightly to and fro, keeping fingers linked in front of you.
6) Smile
7) REVERSE MENTAL HUG!!!

Cara cringes whenever someone gets within six inches of her, but she can feel the love anyway with a reverse mental hug!

Rocky's garden gnome is frozen in a permanent reverse mental hug.

i need mental help 

When you say some gay ass shit
"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"
i need mental help by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

Kevvy Mental

Some fine human being with better hair than you. Sings in FSRZ (fake shark real zombie) and is great at being himself. He is so friendly, funny & fiiine. I like his dimples.
Did you see Kevvy Mental at FTMWAV?
hell yeah, he's great!

Did you see Kevvy Mental's new music video "paint it gold"?

Yeah! It's a cool video! So creative!

your mental health 

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.
“hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”

A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City

A man who yeets himself into a river and has a mental breakdown
A maN HaS A MenTaL BreAKdOwN In LeGo CiTY