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"Made" Lesbian

The excruciatingly delicate and emotionally wrenching circuitous process that a disenchanted heterosexual woman experiences due to the severe pathology inherent in all male relationships that drives her to the lesbian door (and we all know which door I mean?!) The "made" lesbian, once fully transitioned (it's an acquired taste) does not take on the physical characteristics of her alleged counterparts (better known as "the tribe"...need I go on...), but retains all of the charm, wit, social grace and elegance that is known as "woman". There are no weekly trips to Home Depot to buy "hardware", no plaid flannel accessories in the closet, nor is there the adoption of the "mullet", the "modified mullet" or anything that resembles a hair helmet with wings. The "made" lesbian knows that Manolo's and Jimmy Choo's are fine footwear, not basketball players, because we own several pair. No Tims/Nike wearin', Subaru drivin', divin' womyn here! We are devotees of fine dining, literature and anything culturally enriching. No, don't take us to "Funkytown" because we've already been there! We don't do the "Electric Slide" and we will NEVER be on the "Double Dutch Bus"!!! Why, you ask? Because we are generally pleasing to the eyes and the general public does not go out of their way to avoid us on the common sidewalk, either due to appearance or girth. The "made" lesbian is a furtive creature baffling detection by even the most trained eye. Her needs are simple, merely someone of the "remaining sex" to lavish undying respect, affection, fidelity and emotional warmth upon her (pedestalization is okay too!) without forgetting that penetration is a stated requirement
As Dorothy rose from the dank bed in the seedy interstate motel, reeking of liquid testosterone, she glanced at Married Ted, her noontime tryst and was drawn hypnotically to the sand depot on the interstate. "If only I had become a "made" lesbian, she mused...
by larsrahmstadt March 13, 2008
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Maderchoud

sala maderchoud gaar ke mayla ( muther fucker! dirty ass! )
by FIJIAN PRIDE February 1, 2005
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Made in America

Something that breaks really easily or is very badly made.
by Magus May 6, 2005
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Madeline Eisen

V., the act of using one's hands to forcefully persuade a substantially large tortilla chip into a small jar of salsa
DUDE!! that chip totally didn't fit into that young jar, so i madeline eisened that SHIT!
by T-unk!!!!!! September 28, 2008
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Madern Art

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse
Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern
by jimfortress October 12, 2009
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Madeline Waugh

beautiful, smart, funny. someone that you could spend the rest of your life with. likes to say jimbob(in a low deep voice).
I wish I could marry a Madeline Waugh.
by j.i.m.b.o.b September 5, 2011
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Made in England

Solid stuff, made to last. Where people put pride into what their making. If it's got a Made in England label on it, you can trust it more then a made in france or china label. Sturdy stuff.
by Jackiiboii May 8, 2014
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