moose-knuckle

black box sith twat black beaver punani African vagina, opposite of camel-toe.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, Shaniquas moose-knuckle was a roaring gaping chasm.

by irc_snEk May 28, 2018

Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

Rusty Moose

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

by T-Bucket October 24, 2011