Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 7, 2021

Monday

The worst day of the week

I fucking hate mondays

by heleee June 4, 2023

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

poopy on monday

when you poop on monday

i have poopy on monday

by sirquakumsjr June 6, 2022

Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.

'Oh no It's Monday.'

by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021