your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Fool's Mate

The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess

How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#

"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5

by I like chess July 9, 2024

Catch ya on the wave mate

Catch ya on the wave has the same meaning as Catch ya on the flip side

It basically means you will be seeing the person you are addressing(typically a friend) later on.

Austin:Catch ya on the wave mate!
William:See ya bruv

by I will see you later on January 11, 2019

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

No int, mate

Short for ‘no interest’. Generally used to express a lack of interest in a proposition or to reject something. Used primarily by traders in investment banks or hedge funds in London.

Do you want to grab a pint after work?

No int, mate.

by London_trader October 1, 2021

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 4, 2025

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally rad vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 25, 2025