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Lesbian nails

When a lesbian has acrylic nails but the fingers typically used during sex are left natural.
Look at her hand, she has lesbian nails 💅
by Honeydebon August 31, 2021
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Lesbian Jesus

An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.
Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW

Lesbian jesus is a gay being
by Lesbianjesusfolower#582 June 28, 2023
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Post Lesbian Stress Disorder

When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
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protean lesbian

1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males

2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion

3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible
person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"
by sheezy402 December 23, 2011
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rockstar lesbian

A lesbian who isn't a gold star lesbian (so she has been with men in the past) but was born to sexually pleasure women as evidenced by her natural-given talent...she's just that good!
"This was her first lesbian encounter, but her talent for pleasuring the lady parts made her a rockstar lesbian."
by Rockstarlesbian88 February 21, 2014
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sacrificial lesbian

A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.

Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*

Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
by the sacrificial lesbian March 5, 2014
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legacy lesbian

A lesbian whose mother is also a lesbian.
Woah man, Stacey is a lesbian and her mom is a lesbian also.. that's crazy.

Yeah, Stacey is a legacy lesbian.
by QueenFabrine February 18, 2017
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