labtob

The further bastardization of the word laptop.

The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.

The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.

Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.

Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.

by pigonthewing July 11, 2006

Labatt Brown

1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.

I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.

by Brad Edey September 2, 2005

Labor Dabor

A term used by Strong Bad to indicate a particularly good Labor Day, esp. spent by sitting on a cooler and insulting people.

"Now that's what I call the ole Labor Dabor..."

by Me. Who else?! September 12, 2003

Emotional labour

Emotional labour was originally a word for people who have to put a lot of uncompensated emotional effort into their job. Recently, however, it's more along the lines of "idk, it kinda sucks when I have to listen to my boyfriend" or "now that I've made my statement, I don't want to defend myself or back it up because it's emotionally laborious"

If you're willing to PayPal me $5 for the emotional labour, I'll explain my vague/ridiculous statement"

by Lefty Lucy August 10, 2018

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

Labravado

The somewhat forced smile and general appearance of confidence put on by an individual with a large dog bounding towards them.

Did you see his face when that massive dog was running at him? Talk about Labravado!

by Ed Sullivan-Pond May 13, 2008

labsicle

Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.

Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.

by Doggone May 29, 2008