lamp

To be in a lazy state. To sit around and do nothing.

I don't feel like going to the mall, I think I'll just lamp it.

All your lazy friend wants to do is lamp.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

lampon

adam is the greatest in the whole world no one is greater

adam lampon is better than any one

by lil jade May 9, 2006

Lamplestilskin

Another way of saying lampin. Chillin, smokin a blunt, or anything like just kickin it. Other forms of the word include lamplesteez.

What's up man? Not much man, just lamplestilskin.

by dubK October 20, 2006

skin lamp

n.
pl. skin lamps

A lampshade made of skin, human or animal. Usually placed on an unmodified lamp base to screen a light bulb.

Getting a skin lamp for my birthday was the best surprise I could ask for.

by steven's terebrous hollow minion January 14, 2005

Lava Lamp

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011

lampshade

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.

The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.

by meow2u3 February 18, 2008

Frank Lampard

One of the best midfielders in England but still behind Stevie G. Great vision and passing ability.

Frank Lampard has played tons of games for Chelsea

by Ben Tweener May 13, 2005