happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos

F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!

by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016

Mark Lanegan

The most amazing singer on the face of the earth. Ex-lead singer of The Screaming Trees, Does guest vocals with Queens Of The Stone Age, The Twilight Singers, etc... Did a record with Isobel Campbell, and Mad Season. Hottest man of the face of the earth!

OMG Mark Lanegan is sooooo hot!

by Rhiannon S September 17, 2006

shady lane

Everybody wants one.

"A shady Lane/ everybody wants one..."
-Pavement

by Denise Yazak June 21, 2003

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

Lance

A lance. They’re seen as a person who has many friends, but they may prefer to be lonely. Though, deep down they have a couple of good friends they would like to be with. A lance will never fail to upset you, and can always make you from sad to happy. Never loose a lance, because they might need you just as much as you need them. They might look down apon themself, but that’s because they fail to see the best part of themselves. They can do it, but they think they can’t. It’s up to you to show them that. They’re amazing, and if you have to leave them it will be hard. Because, a lance will never hurt you. They will love you for who you are.

“Is that lance? Fuck yeah it is!”

by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018

left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006