kyle cochrane

a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.

"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"

by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019

Kyle

A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009

Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle

by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019

Kyle

A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.

Wow he has humour like a Kyle!

by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019

Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.

Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.

by Victor Devito July 31, 2019

Kylee

One of the sexiest guys in earth. Always there to make you happy and smile from ear to ear. Never judges anyone and has the cutest smile

Kylee’s girlfriend is sooo lucky

by Hisgirl September 14, 2019

Kyle Bray

Kyle is a monster energy drinker who lingers around and says they are bad at everything they do. Kyle is the type of guy to say something immediately after you tell them not to. Kyle is also the type to claim they will steal your hoe, depending on how hot. Otherwise, a pessimistic piece of shit. Rates themselves low on the attractiveness scale. Does not respond to directions well. Often repeats themselves.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Kyle Bray?"
Person 2: "Idk let me call my wife and find out"

by Lennygrodd September 21, 2019

Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him

Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky

by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019